The idea for this page was given to me by a friend from college (thanks girl!!). It’s a page dedicated to all the dumb/cheesy/fucked up shit guys have said to me, or just said in general. Everything written on here is verbatim, including spelling/grammar errors (let’s be honest, I’m psychotically anal about that shit myself). This should be good.
- When talking about Barcelona…. “Where is that?” – “Dum-Dum,” Date #3
- When talking about New Orleans…. “That’s in Missouri, right?” – “Dum-Dum,” Date #3
- Not sure how this EVEN came up, but “D-Bag”‘s friend brought up “D-Bag”‘s penis size. When I asked how the hell he knows how big his roommates penis is…..”I’ve lived with him for X amount of years, of course I’ve seen it!” – “D-Bag,” Date #4
- “That guy Leslie is talking to is a douche bag. (Uses hands to demonstrate a scale) Here’s where douche bags are, and here’s where I am. I’m 85% hot. I would be 95%, but I don’t make enough money. (Hair flip) ” – “Pretty Boy” (Haha this wasn’t a date, but it was too good not to put it in here! Thanks to “Miss Pretty Hair” for this one ;-).)
- On St. Patty’s day, after going up to “Buddy” and saying hi and giving him a hug after not having seen each other in years, this was his response: “You’re gorgeous, I’m “Buddy,” what’s your name?” – “Buddy,” Date #8
- About me calling “Interrogator” out on being insecure: “Makes sense. Hard to analyze myself I suppose. I didn’t even realize I sounded insecure until you said something. I should not mention my weight, and just be me.” (No shit, Sherlock) – “Interrogator,” Date #9
- “You should send me a picture of yourself,” is what he asked me and after me saying no because I had never met him before, his response was, “Are you pretty conservative?” – “Interrogator”, Date #9
- A conversation between “Pretty Boy” and “Miss Pretty Hair” (while I am standing there listening to them):
–MPH: “Leslie reached 95% hot last weekend!”
–PB: “Yeah, well she’s a girl and she has boobs, so that automatically makes her 90%. And she’s Asian, so that’s an extra 5%.
–MPH: “Well if that’s the case, then she reached like 125%!
–PB: “No, she’s a girl, so you have to subtract 5%. Plus, there’s a percentage cap for girls.”
- “Hold on to me, like a star, or I’ll fly away” – “Youngin,” Date #14
- “I know I was trying to holler at you when I was underage (giggles), but now I’m of age so…” – “Youngin,” Date #14
- “I haven’t worked out in two days, don’t I still look really good?” – “Hollywood,” Date # 15
- A conversation between myself and “Hollywood”:
–“Hollywood”: “My stomach really hurts.”
–Moi (with genuine concern): “Aww, what’s wrong?”
–“Hollywood”: “I worked out too hard today.”
- “That is perhaps the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.” – “Mr. Big (Present)”, after I called him “the quintessential nerd” (this wasn’t a dumb or cheesy comment, I just thought it was funny!!)
- “Can I take you out again, I don’t know why we didn’t keep dating.” – “Buddy,” Date #8 (Maybe because we were never dating in the first place??)
- “Does this mean I can inject semen into your mouth?” – “Mr. Big (Present)”, after I told him I would make him cupcakes with semen flavored frosting on them for his birthday. Yes, we have a VERY strange relationship…
- “Awwww, thats fine. How about 4 than…We can spend a hour or so smiling at each other ;-)” – “Eccentric Cheeseball”, Date #30
- “Lookin forward to seeing ya today! I’ve got the day off and can’t stop think’n about our 4 pm plans…;-)” – “Eccentric Cheeseball”, Date #30
- “Perfect! 🙂 here is a flower for You Sweetie 😉 (sends me a picture of a flower) – “Eccentric Cheeseball”, Date #30
- A conversation between myself and “Snoop”, Date #32:
– “Snoop”: “im good as well i was thinkn im leaven this wk… that movie django comes out 2marrow or tuesday u want 2 c it (I’m already cringing at the grammar and spelling here)
–Moi: “I usually reserve Christmas for my family and good friends, otherwise I would. Sorry!”
–“Snoop”: “oh ok i understand that…” (What’s with the ellipses?!? Makes it seem like he doesn’t, in fact, understand!)
- “huh. we met at the film fest. this is “Snoop”. anyway u dnt kno me cus ur like a brick wall. anyway I was just tryn 2 be friends but no problem. i never tried 2 hit on u cus ur not my type. but u hav a great life!” – “Snoop”, Date #32, after I HAD to make up a lie and say I was engaged in order to get him to stop contacting me. Seriously, I tried the nice, honest way…see for yourself.
- A conversation between myself and “Humdrum”:
–“Humdrum”: “how about Bonefish Grill?”
–Moi: “Yea that works. I haven’t been there in awhile, but I’m pretty sure I liked it the last time I went!”
–“Humdrum”: Lol, did u go with an ex. Maybe a different restaurant”
UGH! Seriously??
Haha, I wish I could say I was lying….
Leslie, I sent a link to try out the site through the email address that goes with you blog. I wanted to make sure you got it. Please let me know if you didn’t and I’ll resend it. I’m sure you can review some guys from What’s Your Price;)
Hey sorry it’s taken me awhile to get back to you, but yes I did receive the e-mail!
No problem. I recognized your email on the other side:)
How I’ve never read this page, I’ll never know. Wow.
I have some good lines from guys I’ve gone out with. I’m gonna have to make a page like this hahaha 🙂
I’m excited to read your take on this!! I can only imagine what guys have said to you!! Haha 😉